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Humor in der Mathematik
Questions and Answers
Q: Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?
Q: Do you know the new joke about statistics?
Q: Why didn't Newton discover group theory?
Q: I have Math problems. What can I do?
Q: What kind of insect is good at math?
Q: What is the oddest prime?
Q: how many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?
Q: Why do Mathematicians mix up Halloween and Xmas?
Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
Q: What is a compact city?
Q: Do you believe in one God?
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?
Q: What do a mathematician and a physicist have in common?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber.
Q: Did you hear about the confused Mathematician?
Q: To what question is the answer "9W."
Q: What is a topologist?
Q: What is a statistician?
Q: How many kinds of people are there in the world?
Q: What is the world's longest song?
Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice.
Q: What is black and white and fills the plane?
Q: What's non-orientable and lives in the sea?
Q: What's purple and commutes?
Q: What does (x-a)(x-b)(x-c)...(x-z) equal?
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